Let's get to the sticky business of the week. I have discovered that I have a new and overwhelming craving. Some may call it a fetish even. Until recently it had been something I indulged in occasionally, but never seemed to hook me. Now though it seems as though I just can't get enough. What? What is it? I hear you scream in unison. Tell us what it is before we all die of fucking boredom! Ok ... it's drinking spunk from a fresh fucked cunt or asshole. Now you're probably saying ... But, Dorothy, you old slag, you're doing that stuff all the time ... what's new? Well I'll tell you what's new ...Erika. I have never had the pleasure of licking out such a beautiful tasty and delicious snatch in my life. By the way, if you're new to my adventures, Erika is one of our new live in lovers ...Roger is her husband and together they knit Hubby and me into a nice cozy foursome. She really brings out the slut in me and I in turn bring out the feeder in her. Erika just loves to feed me hot spunk from all her orifices, but her cunt is the real daily delicacy. It's kind of become a bit like having a cup of coffee or a cigarette. I just need to drink spunk from her twat three or four times a day. This is no problem because she's usually being fucked rigid by some guy or other, including the two hubbies. So now when she's not being squirted with a mammoth facial, Yours Truly is cleaning out Erika's cunt and asshole. God, I just love eating the oyster from the shell ... the taste of fresh cum dripping out between two fleshy well-fucked cunt lips is just gorgeous ... and if I can catch it in my mouth as it's spraying across her clit and mound it's even better. When Erika's not fucking we get Hubby and Roger to jerk themselves off to the brink of cumming and then they thrust up her itchy minge and pump her full of cream like a hot donut. Last night my evening meal consisted of pasta, smoked salmon and cream along with a nice desert of Erika's cunt, which thanks to Robin and Zak had four loads of spunk leaking out of it. I drank every drop. Mmmm ... yummy ... was it ever?

The interesting thing about this little fetish of mine is that so many of my girlfriends, Bi and Str8 are so keen to try it ... like smoking a joint for the swinging set. One of my girlfriends in crime, Candy, not only tried sucking a huge load of cock juice out of Erika, but then she got me to phone up my Mom and invite her over so she could see what it felt like tasting it out of an extremely hairy twat too. In Candy's considered opinion, Mom won hands down; she said that the pussy fur gave her cunt a more sweaty salty flavour which mixed with the rich spunky froth dribbling out of her combined to form a rich intoxicating cum soup. This truly is gourmet stuff ... almost suitable for an X-Rated Food Channel expose. Now asshole spunk sucking is really an aquired taste next to this cunt drinking thing. Slurping out the contents of a girls' asshole is what I would call a divine experience for a cumslut like me. Cunts are the daily delicacy ... the oysters as it were ... but ass cum is really the caviar for the crew. Now ...you know me ... never one to pass up the opportunity of providing something new for surfers, friends and family alike. This week I got so fired up over this whole cum drinking gig that I organised a little impromptu get together for twenty or so of our closest friends and relatives to cum taste the joy of felching, cunt drinking and ball draining. I always like to start these get-togethers during the daytime so that everyone can get nicely intoxicated and research the meaty cocks and fleshy cunt available for tasting. We got started just after lunchtime on Saturday and the whole thing wound down by about lunchtime on Sunday. I invited some of my favourite stunt cocks from the studios, Larry, Martin, Vince, Terry and Randolph (yes there are still guys called Randolph ...you cynical fuckers!) and of course their considerable, cum drinking other halves, Stacey, Bridget, Jennifer, Alysha and Patti. Melanie and Mom showed up too, along with Mom's sister Kendra and her best friend Helen. So there we all were on Saturday lunchtime getting shit faced on brandy alexanders and 200% proof fruit punch, all nude, all hard and wet waiting for the fun to start. The girls were split up into dishes and drinkers ... the dishes being the cum receptacles and the drinkers, well you work it out. Erika, Mom and Melanie were all dishes and got down to the pleasure of being rampantly fucked by one huge cock after another until the spunk was literally pouring out of their fannies. Then all the other girls (the drinkers) including myself positioned ourselves at cunt level and started slurping up a hearty hot lunch of fresh hot spunk.

I had the honor of getting the best looking black girl to grace us with her presence, Alysha. Her cunt tasted like a dripping honey pot before it was filled with four loads of steaming cum. After she had been fucked rigid for about twenty minutes, the juice was like a thick gluey champagne. I sucked delicately at first, rimming her hole, teasing her wet lips and flicking across the hot exposed bud of her hard little clit. Slowly the thick flood of cocksnot started to slide out of her on to my face, coating the tip of my nose my lips tongue and chin. Every spicy mouthful was a delicious combination of warm cum and musky juice. Alll around me the other girls were enjoying similar feasts. My friend Angie, a PA for a large insurance company was satiating herself by drinking thirstily from Mom's hot, hairy grotto. I could see the river of whiteness trickling between her lips directly on to Angie's tongue before she swallowed with a satisfying "aaahhh!" Meanwhile the guys were all getting sucked off by their respective dishes, their pricks quickly hardening for another squirt session. This time, we all swapped around and the dishes became the drinkers. Now it's no coincidence that I chose to go second, because this time the fucking was all anal. I had four cocks in a row up my tender little asshole, pumping thjeir prick custard into my bowels after making me scream my way through several orgasms with delight. I felt like a stuffed turkey by the time they finished and clenched my sphincter muscles to prevent their glorious shitty cum dribbling out before my drinker was in position. Of course, I got Melanie, who took great pleasure in trying to upstage everyone by slowly sliding a drinking straw up my ass and drinking the contents of my rectum as though she were sipping an ice cold cocktail on the beach. Mom plunged her long tongue deep into PattiLawrence's twitching ass and literally scooped out the slimy river of thick white globular cum. Eventually she had her entire mouth clamped around Patti's anus and was using her most powerful suction powers to drain her young partner dry. Mom earned the nickname "the human enema" after her award winning felching performance. Mom knows a delicacy when she sees one.

After two rounds of cum drinking, just about everyone was ready for a marathon fucking orgy session. The formalities of the hole slurping simply fell into disarray as cocks swiftly glided into the well greased holes of all the girls. I knew that the guys were all ready to spray their next volleys of cum directly into the girl's faces. Hubby generously showered my Mom's entire face with his third load of the day, while, Robert, Sam and Angelo did the same ... Mom looked as though she had been iced by Duncan Hines ... you could have put her on a cake stand and served her up at a wedding receprtion. One after another all the studs, shot off their third and fourth loads directly into their partners faces and all the girls set about licking up the last remnants of their delectable cock juice. Then everyone took a breather for an hour, eating and drinking, before resuyming the afternoon with a guys drinking their own cum competition. Unusually, the winner was the first guy to drink his own cum after the dinner gong had been sounded. I say unusually, because most of these guys are real stayers and can hold the cum in their bollocks for a long time. However, now they were wanking furiously with a wine glass nestled against the heads of their bulbous pricks ... Martin was the first to shoot, followed a second later by Roger, both racing to fill their glasses before swiftly bringing the tasty goo to their mouths and swallowing it down in one glorious gulp. Roger, won by a hairs breadth, basically because Martin's load was so huge that he was still pumping out as Roger started drinking. For the remainder of the afternoon and Saturday evening, everyone got seriously fucked spewing load after load over each other ...guys and gals alike. Mom had an absolute ball, taking three enormous cocks in her moth at once until they shot off almost simultaneously. She did gag as their hot fluids poured down her throat, but to her credit she didn't spew it all up again. I think my Mother exemplifies what it is to be a true cum drinking slut ... even if your eyes are watering ... your throat is convulsing ... and your gagging like a bitch with the son of John Holmes ramming your tonsils ... never heave and always remember that there's gals out there ( and guys for that matter ) who would give their right arm for all that rixch creamy spunk sliding down your gullet.